The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples t he nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, 'Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?'

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. 'That was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice.'

The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. 'One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me.'

So the Pope slapped her. Hope ya enjoyed the joke!

one evening, hilary clinton and her driver was headed down a country road, a ancient cow was standing in the middle of the road, the driver slammed on the brakes a steered real hard to the left to try to miss the cow, but all was in vain, they struck and killed the old cow.hilary looked at the driver and told him to go the farmers house and tell him what had happened.she said she would remain in the car and call her lobbiest. abought an hour latter, the driver showeack up at the car with his clothes in disseray. and holding a bottle of expensive wine, and a large cuban cigar.and was smiling happily, with lipstick smear all over him.WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU.hillary asked him, well the farmer gave me the cigar, and his wife gave me the wine,and ther beutifful twin daughters made passionate love to me.MY GOD, what did you say to them asked hillary.the driver replied.i just stepped in the door and said i was hilarry clintons driver. and just killed the old cow.and every thing else happened so fast i couldnt stop it.

THIS IS ONLY A JOKE AND NOT MY POLITICAL VIEW> see ya,~~~~~~cowboy

i lost a good frend tonoght, he passed away some where in the night, he was the best frend you could have, i am going to miss him so mutch, he was beside me when i laughed, and was beside me when i cried, he did not know the difference, all i can say is that he loved me so mutch, he was there when i came home from work, and he was there in the morning in my bathroom , laying on the floor just watching me, i petted him as i did my thing. im going to miss him. my eyes are very misty as i am righting this. i could not have a better frend, may he be with god right now. he was my dog, he had only three legs from a car hitting him. .....ODEN>>>>>PLEASE REST IN PEACE. he was just therteen years old, that is 92 years old in dog years. i know he had a good life, because i was ther every step of the way, im shure he made it longer than i ever will. god bless you ODEN. to all you bloggers that have lost a pet, its hard , but life does go on, we will see them someday pets go to heaven to. we will see them there. ~~~~~~~~~cowboy.