three women, two younger, and a senior, were sitting naked in a sauna..sundenly there was a beeping sound. the young women pressed her forearm,and the beeping stopped, the others looked at her questionally,....oh that was my pagershe said, i have a microchip under the skin in my arm....a few minutes later , a phone rang, the 2nd yuong women lifted her palm to her ear.when she finished , she explained, that was my mobile phone.i have a microchip in my hand....the older women felt realy low tech. not to be outdone,she desides she had to do something just as impesive....she stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.she returned with a peace of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. the others raised there eye brows and starred at her. ...the older women finally said.....well will you look at that, im getting a fax....man what are micro chips going to show up next. i shudder to thing. all you bloggers have a good night. see ya ~~~~~~~~cowboy.

man i cant beleave this weather. last week we were frozen solid, the trees were popping and dropping limbs all around us. you could not walk in you yard for fear a limb would fall on you,...and what do ya know, here it is a week latter and the week end weather was just supper, it got to 70 degress around here, we had a B B Q. i had a short sleeve shirt on and worked up a good sweat. i done a little spring cleaning early. i tell you what i was having sutch a good day it got a little drunk out. but my yard shure looked good the next morning, and i guess the steaks were good, because they were all gone. right know we are under a tornado watch until five in the morning. that means indian will be on the blog site all night, and i wont be getting mutch res eather, she is so scared of bad weather. last sommer there was a bad storm and it came across our scanner to take shelter in our eria. we ran to the truck , we have this low place on the farm we go to where we will be safe, well we didnt make it soon enough, as i was about to drive out of the drive way there came a big roar, and it got real black, iseen the tornado above us. i told indian it was above us . she dropped to the floor board, all i could do is watch it. it finaly went far enough away that i new we were safe. i could still see the tail and i tried to get indian to look at it. no way, she was glued to the floor. it took several days foor her to get back to normall. our neighbors ,,about a quarter of a mile from us had lots of dammage. there home was ok but there were several trees completly torn out of the ground.like they say if you dont like the weather in misoury, just wait a few hours and it will change...and thats a fackt, all you bloggers have a good night, and be safe.see ya ~~~~~~cowboy.

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see ya ---Cowboy

if indians had given the pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey, we would all
gotten a peace of ass for thanks giving.....aint that a bite in the ass. oh well. see ya~~~~~cowboy.