An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer stopped her.

"I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous."

"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair it as soon as I return home."

"Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to animals, so you should have your husband check that too"

"Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check both when I get home."

True to her word, when the Amish lady got home she told her husband about the broken reflector, and he said he would put a new one on it immediately.

"Also," said the Amish woman, "The policeman said there was something wrong with the emergency brake." See Ya~~~~~~~~~Cowboy

See ya ~~~~~~~~~~~Cowboy

>> ..... This is hilarious!!! Remember this the next time you need to
>> return something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!!

>> A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the clerk she wanted
>> a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told
>> her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
>>
>>
>> Suddenly,the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
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>> 'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
>> PINCH MY NIPPLES,
>> PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!'
>>
>>
>> The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
>> In front of a growing crowd of customers.
>>
>>
>> The manager comes to the woman and asks,'Ma'am what's wrong?'
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he
>> can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
>>
>>
>> Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> 'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
>> PINCH MY NIPPLES,
>> PINCH MY NIPPLES!'
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!
>>
>>
>> In shock, the store manager pleads,
>> 'Ma'am,why are you saying that?'
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> In a huff, the woman says,
>>

>>
>> 'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
>> MY NIPPLES PINCHED
>> WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!'
>>
>>
>> The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!

See ya~~~~~~~~Cowboy
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A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.

Written in large black letters was the sentence:
"Get well soon....from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week." See Ya~~~~~~~~~Cowboy

WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS
This one is priceless.. Wrong email address. A lesson to be learned
from typing the wrong e-mail address.

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter.

They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules.

So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel.

There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.

However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.

He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the
floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arri val tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.



P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here! See Ya~~~~~~~~~~Cowboy