a city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the sreet, when a l
ittle girl on her nice shiny new bike stopped beside him.
nice bike said the cop, did santa bring it to you.
yep he shure did said the little girl....the cop looked the bike over and handed the little girl a 5 dallar violation,the cop said next year you tell santa to put a reflecter on the rear of it....the young girl looked up at the cop and said, nice horse you got there sir, did santa bring it to you......yes he shure did chuckled the cop.....the little girl looked up at the cop and said.next year tell santa, the dick goes under the horse, not on top... my son sent this to me on my email, thought t would pass it on.

..a young guy from texas moves to california and goes to a big department store lookig for a job.

the manager says, do you have any sales expereance?

the kid says ,yeah, i was a salesman back home in texas.

the boss liked the kid,so he gave him the job, you start tomorrow.

l"ll come down after we close and see how you did.

his first day on the job was tough, but he got through it.after the store locked up, the boss came down. how many sales did you make t
oday.

the kid says, one.....the boss says,just one? our sales peaple aveage 20 to 30 sales a day.how mutch was your one sale for....the kid says $ 101,237.64".....boss says $101,237.64....what did you sell him.....kid says, first i sold him small fish hook, then i sold him a medium fish hook. then i sold him a larger fish hook. then i sold him a new fishing rod. then i asked him where he was going fishing. and he said down at the coast. so i told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and i sold him that twin engine criss craft.. then he said he didnt think his little honda would pull it. so i took him down the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 blazer. .....the boss says,yor telling me a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him new boat and a new truck.....kid says, no, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife. and i said, well, since your week end is shot anyway. you might as well go fishing.

man shure is smelling good here, man i love to cook, and indian loves to cook to. between us i think we do a real good job, she makes the best cheese patatoes,,, i used to make them, but she took over,and i am glad she did, because they are a pain in the backside to make. i make the cherry cobler , and indian makes the choclate pies and the banana pies. the best thing my kids love is the eggs i make. you know the develed eggs. but mine has a new twist. i cut my eggs in half.....that is after they are boiled, then i cut out the center of the egg, you know,, make the egg more hallow, i mix the extra egg whites into the egg yolk, add bacon bits, mustard and salad dressing, pepper, hot sause, gradded cheese, and a cap full of lemon juice, half of a small onion, chopped real fine. and two table spoons of pickle relish, mix real well. and fill egg halves , man this is a real treet. you can add any thing you want to this, some times i add salsa to it. then you sprinkle eggs with parsly flakes. and a few shakes of paparika, then chow down, hope you all have a merry little christmas , see ya.