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 OH MY LORD!
 

WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS
This one is priceless.. Wrong email address. A lesson to be learned
from typing the wrong e-mail address.

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter.

They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules.

So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel.

There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.

However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.

He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the
floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arri val tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.



P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here! See Ya~~~~~~~~~~Cowboy








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 to the men and women that keep our world safe.
 

i pray for them all, and i hope our next president will carry us on, and may she or he will lead us in the right direction. may god bless us all, and bless all ya bloggers. i think all of us bloggers are herd all the world around, lets keep it going bloggers. i love each and every one of you. we all have diferent coments , some may not be to our liking ...but guess what, this is the united states and we can say what we have to say. isnt it nice to say what you want to say and not worry abought geting you head cut off, or put in a firing sqaud, I LOVE AMERICA . the land of the free and the home of the brave, AND THAT IS WHAT OUR TROOPS ARE. brave and strong, we WILL stand up strong and brave to the very end, ...god bless our troops. we have lived our lives. and they wern so bad, but things are getting worse, our young soldgers are tring to make it better for there kids...AND MY GRAND KIDS, i cant say it enough. bless our troops. ...thanks for putting up with me this may be a long blog but i feel very good, it makes my heart swell. you all take care. and sleep very well , because your child is takeing care of us now. see ya ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~cowboy.
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 Bless our troops
 

Will you give this to my Daddy?

As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support "Red Fridays."

Last week I was in Atlanta ,Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen.

Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone)was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering.

When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their
families.

Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting the ir lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal.

Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my country or of our service men and women, a young girl, not more than 6 or 7 years old ran up to one of the male soldiers. He kneeled down and said "hi."

The little girl then asked him if he would give something to her daddy for her.

The young soldier, who didn't look any older than maybe 22 himself, said he would try and what did she want to give to her daddy. Then suddenly the little girl grabbed the neck of this soldier, gave him the biggest hug she could muster and then kissed him on the cheek.

The mother of the little girl, who said her daughter's name was Courtney, told the young soldier that her husband was a Marine and had been inIraq for 11 months now. As the mom was explaining how much her daughter Courtney missed her father, the young soldier began to tear up.

When this temporarily single mom was done explaining her situation, all of the soldiers huddled together for a brief second. Then one of the other servicemen pulled out a military-looking walkie-talkie. They started playing with the device and talking back and forth on it.

After about 10-15 seconds of this, the young soldier walked back over to Courtney, bent down and said this to her, "I spoke to your daddy and he told me to give this to you." He then hugged this little girl that he had just met and gave her a kiss on the cheek. He finished by saying "your daddy told me to tell you that he loves you more than anything and he is coming home very soon."

The mom at this point was crying almost uncontrollably and as the young soldier stood to his feet, he saluted Courtney and her mom. I was standing no more than 6 feet away from this entire event.

As the soldiers began to leave, heading towards their gate, people resumed their applause. As I stood there applauding and looked aroun d, there were very few dry eyes, including my own. That young soldier in one last act of selflessness, turned around and blew a kiss to Courtney with a tear rolling down his cheek.

We need to remember everyday all of our soldiers and their families and thank God for them and their sacrifices. At the end of the day, it's good to be an American See ya ~~~~~~~~~~~Cowboy
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 Cowboy Boots
 

Subject: Cowboy Boots



An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert moved to Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so,
seeing some on sale, he buys them and wears them home.
Walking proudly, he goes into the kitchen and says to his wife,
"Notice anything different about me?"

Margaret looks him over, "Nope".
Frustrated, Bert storms off into the bathroom,
undresses, and walks back into the kitchen completely
naked except for the boots. Again he asks a little louder this time,
"Notice anything different NOW?"

Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday,
It'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S
HANGING DOWN MARGARET?"

"Nope", she replies.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY
NEW BOOTS!!!!"

Margaret replies... "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.
Ya shoulda bought a hat. See ya~~~~~~~~~~~~Cowboy

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 Bus Wreck
 

A train hit a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perished.They were all standing in line to enter the pearly gates, and St. Peter. asked the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggled and shyly replied, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter said, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St.Peter asked the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis?" The girl was a little reluctant but replied, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter said, "OK, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there was a lot of commotion in the line. One girl was pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reached the front of the line, St. Peter asked, "Linda! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replied, "If I am going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it."

See ya ~~~~~~~~~~~Cowboy



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