a man checks into a hotel on a bussiness trip and was a bit lonely.he thoght of one of those girls you see advertised in the phone booths when you are calling a cab.he popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.she had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair,long graceful legs all the way up to her.....you know the kind. he copied down the phone numberand returned to his hotel.when back in the room he figures , what the hell, give her a call.....;hellow?" the woman says.god she sounded sexy...."hi. i hear you give a great massage and i would like you to come to my room and give me one.....no wait, i should be sraight with you. im in town all alone and what i realy want is sex. want it hard, , want it hard, i want it hot, and i want it now.im talking kinky the whole night long . you name it we will do it.....bring implements , toys, every thing you got in your bag of tricks.we will go hot and heavy all night:tie me up, wear a strap on . cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, any thing you want baby....now how does that sound to ya.....she says, "that sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9.

just had to add this to my blog. i was getting low on fire wood on the porch , indian said we need more fire wood to last the winter. so i doned my gloves and went to theold wood pile up in the north fourty, i worked my a.. off for a good three hours. i finally brought a rick of wood and placed it on the porch. indian was quite overwhelemed. ...she looked at my badly scarred hands,she said to me.....you know i want you to go to wall mart and get a axe or a splitting mall. and may be a chain saw. ha ha .

this is a unhered of singer, he sang just like hank williams, and he done a great job, i wish i could find his song about mid night blues, may be some of you can find it, i just hered it on my serius channel, and just after it was little jimmie dickins.OUT BEHIND THE BARN, i lerned a lot out dehind the barn , wish i could go back to them old times, i tell you what....if i new what i know what i didnt know then, i would be in second heavin.heh heh, ya know what i mean. se ya ~~~~~~~~~~~~~cowboy.mmmmmmmmm they was the good old days.

There was a backwoods town who hired a new preacher,he had 1 child so he asked the congreation for more money to help raise his child.Then 2 years later he had 2 more kids so had to ask the congeration for more money and they agreed. then 3 years later he had to ask the congeration for more money because now he had 6 children,the congreagation got real silent and looked at each other with frowns on their faces.They said that is a lot to ask for.The preacher replied ,children are a gift from God.A little old grey haired lady spoke up and said,rain is a God's gift too,but when we have too much we wear rubbers.