lone ranger and tonto was riding out of the desert one evening, and they came up yo a bar, lone ranger told tonto, lets drop in and have a beer. they walked into the bar and ordered a beer, they were sipping there beer, a man walked into the bar and asked,WHO DOES THE WHITE HORSE BELONG TO. lone ranger says , i do, the stranger says ,well your horse is hot and sweating and needs to be cooled down. the lone ranger took his hat off and handed it to tonto...hey tonto take this hat and go outside and run circle around silver and wave the the hat and cool him down. ...tonto said ,,ok king osaby i will do that. he went out and started running around silver ..waving the hat to cool silver down, a few minutes later another cow poke came in and asked.WHO OWNS THE WHITE HORSE OUT SIDE. the lone ranger said , i do, the cowboy said. WELL YOU LEFT YOUR INJUN RUNNIN. ....you all have a great night, see ya ~~~~~~~~~~~~cowboy.
An oldie but a goodie joke! Liked it a lot.
It always amazed me that Tonto would do anything the Lone Ranger told him. Go into the indian hating town and get the crap kicked out of you. Okay Kemosabe.