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darkhorse


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>> ..... This is hilarious!!! Remember this the next time you need to
>> return something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!!

>> A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the clerk she wanted
>> a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told
>> her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
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>> Suddenly,the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,
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>> 'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
>> PINCH MY NIPPLES,
>> PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!'
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>> The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
>> In front of a growing crowd of customers.
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>> The manager comes to the woman and asks,'Ma'am what's wrong?'
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>> She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he
>> can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
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>> Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,
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>> 'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
>> PINCH MY NIPPLES,
>> PINCH MY NIPPLES!'
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>> Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!
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>> In shock, the store manager pleads,
>> 'Ma'am,why are you saying that?'
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>> In a huff, the woman says,
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>> 'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
>> MY NIPPLES PINCHED
>> WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!'
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>> The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!

See ya~~~~~~~~Cowboy
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