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My wife and I went to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR’

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ...Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'




My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! .........You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'


My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'

Honestly--------My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery. See ya~~~~~~~~~Cowboy


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Hey cowboy. Thats pretty friggin Funny! Are ya sleepin on the couch tonight because of that post? LOL peace~shadow  
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by Shadow (PM , CC ) on Tuesday February 26, 2008 @ 8:24 PM




I've been laughing for an hour over this one. After 30 some years you should know better than to say that. Is your brain pickled or what. Man, you walked right into that one. Like walking into an airplane propellar.  
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by HAWK.... (PM , CC ) on Wednesday February 27, 2008 @ 12:06 AM




I get out of intensive care tomorrow.

But, on the serious side, I remember a story about a male flight stewart. Of course homo-sex-youall, as it is pronounced here. He was a major vector of AIDS. This guy had 1000 sex partners in a year! Do the math, that averages three every 24 hours! Whew.

Can not do more than two a day myself (real ones, not homosexual) since passing sixty five.
 
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by sinann (PM , CC ) on Wednesday February 27, 2008 @ 7:01 AM




YIKES!!!!!! Have a great day!!  
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by Fairweather Lewis (PM , CC ) on Wednesday February 27, 2008 @ 11:44 AM




Oh boy that was the wrong thing to say.  
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by Miss Lou (PM , CC ) on Wednesday February 27, 2008 @ 3:33 PM




yeh, your so right, i think i shi-, in my own hat. im going to clean it out and never let it happen again.....do you think flowers will help. i guarantee it wont be long stem roses with the thorns, im thinking along the line of a little bunch of daisies, and i do mean little. and by the way. i hid the rollin pin, she will never find it, OH OUWWWWW DAMN>>>WHACK WHACK. ,,,,,,well so mutch for that hiding place, hey just kidding, we actually dont have a rollin pin in the house. you have a great night. see ya cowboy.  
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by cowboy (PM , CC ) on Wednesday February 27, 2008 @ 8:44 PM




glad you liked that one, got me in a little trouble thoug, have a great night, see ya cowboy.  
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by cowboy (PM , CC ) on Wednesday February 27, 2008 @ 9:00 PM




hey tell ya what, i talked to a freind of mine, and he said he used to take the matters in his own hands,.....what ever that means. have a great night, se ya cowboy.  
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by cowboy (PM , CC ) on Wednesday February 27, 2008 @ 9:10 PM




yey i know, i did the wrong thing, and i was going to punish my self, as there was no airplanes around that i could throw my self in front of. i figured i would do the first thing that popped in my mind......the ceiling fan. yey that would work. i grabbed a chair from the kitchen and put it under my big cieling fan in the living room. i jumped up numerous times untill there there were no fan blades left, man it really hurt, but i think i payed my dues.i looked in the mirror and it looked like my face caught fire and indian tried to put it out with an ax. until next time,,,,, have a great night. see ya ~~~~~~~~cowboy.  
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by cowboy (PM , CC ) on Wednesday February 27, 2008 @ 9:52 PM




well the couch would be a good thing, lets just say . me and my hound dog are sleeping buddys tonight. ....you know, i think i will see abought putting some heat in this dog house, and to make sure,,,, you know spring is coming up, i think a little air conditioning would be good to, ,,,OH OHHH< LICK LICK,SLOBBER SLOBBER,.... hey i think my hound dog likes me,do you think they can under stand human language, see ya ~~~cowboy.  
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by cowboy (PM , CC ) on Wednesday February 27, 2008 @ 10:11 PM




well the couch would be a good thing, lets just say . me and my hound dog are sleeping buddys tonight. ....you know, i think i will see abought putting some heat in this dog house, and to make sure,,,, you know spring is coming up, i think a little air conditioning would be good to, ,,,OH OHHH< LICK LICK,SLOBBER SLOBBER,.... hey i think my hound dog likes me,do you think they can under stand human language, see ya ~~~cowboy.  
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by cowboy (PM , CC ) on Wednesday February 27, 2008 @ 10:13 PM




well the couch would be a good thing, lets just say . me and my hound dog are sleeping buddys tonight. ....you know, i think i will see abought putting some heat in this dog house, and to make sure,,,, you know spring is coming up, i think a little air conditioning would be good to, ,,,OH OHHH< LICK LICK,SLOBBER SLOBBER,.... hey i think my hound dog likes me,do you think they can under stand human language, see ya ~~~cowboy.  
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by cowboy (PM , CC ) on Wednesday February 27, 2008 @ 10:14 PM


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   
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