1. Cows
> > 2. The Constitution
> > 3. The Ten Commandments
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> > C O W S
> > Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
> > that during the mad cow
> > epidemic our government could track a single cow,
> > born in Canada almost
> > three years ago, right to the stall where she slept
> > in the state of
> > Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their
> > stalls. But they are
> > unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering
> > around our country.
> > Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
> >
> > T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
> > They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
> > Iraq. Why don't we just
> > give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
> > smart guys, it has worked
> > for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
> >
> > T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
> > The real reason tha t we can't have the Ten
> > Commandments posted in a
> > courthouse is this:
> > You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt
> > Not Commit Adultery,"
> > and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
> > lawyers, judges and
> > politicians...It creates a hostile work environment. See ya~~~~~~~~~~~~cowboy
> >
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